Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This raised my expectations, and then he went onto speak for 26 minutes, so I’m just going to tell you now: 12 minutes flat, 11:45 if you don’t laugh.
Can’t decide what’s more notable:
1) She said she tried to steal a train when she was 20.
2) She struck a Captain Pose with zero prompting.
(Boston, MA)
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
When I think about it, it’s astounding how much my outlook on life is influenced by the Hitchhiker’s Guide novels. I guess that’s what I get for reading them early in my life.
same
Thanks to the Guide, I can effectively identify Golgafrinchans and Vogons in the blink of an eye.
I read it early in high school. I’ve had a friend read it later on and later tell me that, since reading it, about 47% of the things I say make so much more sense.
If, anon; the word you’re looking for is ‘if’.
a new york
time’s
best selling
author
yep
he’s famous
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.
John Green, New York Times Bestselling Author, and a banana.
(Source: huntersonahotelbed)
So Patrick Stewart’s twitter is the cutest thing ever.
Did he hire a twitpiccer or does he have extremely accommodating friends
If Patrick Stewart asks you to take a picture of him looking triumphant in a towel-toga, you take a picture of him looking triumphant in a towel-toga. No questions asked.
(Source: rootbeef)
This started out as an attempt to improve my colour work and quickly derailed into ‘I don’t know what I’m doing let’s use more pink’.
I continue to give no fucks about how much I like this crack pairing.
Might be a WIP or not? Idek
I had half a page free in my sketchbook and I wanted to draw Mary Poppins dancing with a robot who doesn’t know how to fight me :|
Badass motherfucker of the century.
A GOD AMONG MORTALS
all the brofists ever.
My little nerdy heart has grown three book-sizes today.
I’m going to be getting back to work as a storyboarder for a 3D company soon so I’ve started doing some simple light/direction practices using little excerpts from things I’ve written or read. I don’t generally bother posting them but this turned out rather cute so here have Mary Poppins giving android Yes Man a proper name because he was being all roboty and depressing and she can’t have that now can she.
Screw the status quo I’ma draw Disney picnics with securitrons, bitch (new tab for the full sized scribbly mess).
Balance it…
…that dissatisfaction with your life that makes you do things, with the knowledge that the doing can’t always be done fast or easy.
But do get excited. Do.
(Source: darknightsbrightstars)
So while I’m still on the fence about printing the damned thing I’m thinking of selling t-shirts for the Property of Hate, would any of you even be willing to pay for this sort of shit?
